Monday, March 14, 2011

WELCOME BACK


Guess who's back??? I'll be posting more now! (For the three of you who cares)

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Thank You Prince



I don't know why but Prince just popped in my head. Maybe its because I am starving and Prince reminds me of a delicious buttermilk biscuit on a nice spring day. Anywho, I just want to say thank you Prince for you gave birth vaginally to Rihanna and she inherited your hair and clothes. And from Rihanna came the girls on Flatbush, Brooklyn with the short pointy gelled down hair. So basically all the Caribbean women in Brooklyn thank you.

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Because I've Lost My Sanity



And this is why I pretty much hate life and everything in it. Can't find a Halloween costume? Well you can just go online and get yourself the Antoine Dodson costume, your troubles are over! Mind you the costume costs $24.99, no I am not joking. I refuse to buy this damn costume, I wear this damn outfit to bed every night! Really America? This is what we have come down to? I can't even get a Latarian Milton costume? Eff this.

Sidebar: Antoine's luxurious locks are not included as part of the costume.

In Who Cares News...



So you will probably fall asleep while reading this because I'm dozing off while writing this. Ciara and Keri Kilson (according to Willow Smith) went on U-Stream to try and garner some attention. No, actually they tried to diffuse the rumors of them beefing. Does anyone really care? Seriously ladies I care more about the opossum who terrorizes my backyard, I care more about the ponytail on the guy next to me's head, I care more about Kit Kit Busted Down as Fuck Stacks... you see where I'm going with this right. Ciara just go model and Keri you just go period!

WTF? Part Dos



Singer/Model/Poodle Teyana Taylor wore a Robin Jean's leather jacket at the premiere ok Kanye West's short film "Runaway". I bet that outfit costs in the hundreds and its barely even there. (Note to TT: I could've made that outfit for you for $50 and a hamburger).

Monday, October 18, 2010

I Whip My Wig Back and Forth

Willow Smith: 'Whip My Hair' Premieres Tonight!



Who's ready for the highly anticipated video from Willow Smith "Whip My Hair"? I damn sure am! So in honor I will be whipping my wigs all day! "I whip my wig back and forth!" Eff it I'll whip my real hair, wigs, tracks and all the braiding hair I have in my room! It better be worth it Willow Tree, my wigs don't whip for just anything