Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I don't know why but Prince just popped in my head. Maybe its because I am starving and Prince reminds me of a delicious buttermilk biscuit on a nice spring day. Anywho, I just want to say thank you Prince for you gave birth vaginally to Rihanna and she inherited your hair and clothes. And from Rihanna came the girls on Flatbush, Brooklyn with the short pointy gelled down hair. So basically all the Caribbean women in Brooklyn thank you.
And this is why I pretty much hate life and everything in it. Can't find a Halloween costume? Well you can just go online and get yourself the Antoine Dodson costume, your troubles are over! Mind you the costume costs $24.99, no I am not joking. I refuse to buy this damn costume, I wear this damn outfit to bed every night! Really America? This is what we have come down to? I can't even get a Latarian Milton costume? Eff this.
Sidebar: Antoine's luxurious locks are not included as part of the costume.
So you will probably fall asleep while reading this because I'm dozing off while writing this. Ciara and Keri Kilson (according to Willow Smith) went on U-Stream to try and garner some attention. No, actually they tried to diffuse the rumors of them beefing. Does anyone really care? Seriously ladies I care more about the opossum who terrorizes my backyard, I care more about the ponytail on the guy next to me's head, I care more about Kit Kit Busted Down as Fuck Stacks... you see where I'm going with this right. Ciara just go model and Keri you just go period!
Singer/Model/Poodle Teyana Taylor wore a Robin Jean's leather jacket at the premiere ok Kanye West's short film "Runaway". I bet that outfit costs in the hundreds and its barely even there. (Note to TT: I could've made that outfit for you for $50 and a hamburger).
Monday, October 18, 2010
Who's ready for the highly anticipated video from Willow Smith "Whip My Hair"? I damn sure am! So in honor I will be whipping my wigs all day! "I whip my wig back and forth!" Eff it I'll whip my real hair, wigs, tracks and all the braiding hair I have in my room! It better be worth it Willow Tree, my wigs don't whip for just anything
Nicki released the cover for her debut album, Pink Friday, this past week. I have no negatives at all because the drag queen in me lovessssss this! I'm actually going to get the album, unless my broke ass only has enough for one then I'll have to get Kanye's album or Jay's Hits album...
This is like a really random post but, have you guys seen this girl in any video lately? Her name is Pasha and she was in Nelly's "Hot In Here" video. She was the main girl he danced with through the whole video. I watched the video recently and wondered whatever happened to my boo Pasha. I didn't want to post her pics up on milk cartons because its not 1959. So, I took to the milk cartons of today, The Internet! Please if she's been in any video recently let me know, so I can watch the video and workout for 5 mins then become disgusted with myself and eat a zebra cake!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNTY!!! YOU BETTER WORK!!! Today is the gayest unicorn of them all's birthday today! Now Ne-Ne, I know that you are firmly stuck in the closet. But, I know you will work it today in said closet with your hooker heels fishnets and Gaga's wig!
Now work it out you gay little stylist you. And I hope you're having a girl so you can teach her how to twirl better than RuPaul at a Disco! (I love the nightlife, I love to boog-ay!)
I remember when Kim Kardashian said that she regretted doing Playboy magazine. Do you? No? Well let me just go to Google really quickly brb... (2 mins later) OK I'm back ahem here's the quote she gave to Harper's Bazaar in April "I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable.", so Kimmy if you were so uncomfortable, why are you showing your saucer sized nippys in W magazine? (Nothing wrong with big nippys, they're much better looking). All you did in Playboy was a few stiff poses in clothes. Hunny, you're on W mag with NO CLOTHES ON (Trey the Gay Songz voice). And then you have the nerve to be covered in Unicorn sperm? Puh-leaze Kimmy #ICant with you in this magazine =(
BTW her boobs look GREAT! Nom Nom Nom!
Philanthropist, home wrecker, "actress", singer and piano maker lover to, Alicia Keys, gave birth to a boy this weekend with her husband Swizz Beatz. The baby's name is Egypt, now the above pic makes sense! See I'm not delusional! (I'm looking at you doctor). Now I'm happy for them (well Alicia really because Swizz has more kids than he has fingers) but, EGYPT? Seriously? Egypt. I can just picture him getting paper mache pyramids thrown at him during art class. Or maybe they named him Egypt because he'll inherit his dad's nose which is in the shape of a pyramid, Suffice to say that name is horrible! The only Egypts I've met are little hood booger girls, with baby gelled baby hairs, pink bo bos in their hair, hands on hip and wearing the color pink. Any who congrats to the light bright couple!
OK people (well the two of you who actually read this f*ckery) I'm back! For a limited time only things are really hectic right now... well not really, my short attention span kicks in which makes me get bored with this. But, since I'm in class just breathing in air I'll write somethings. And watch one of these assholes interrupt me right in the middle of everything! For nothing, those darn twat faces!
Friday, October 1, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I was rooting for him! The greatest gift to Germany, aka the tanned piece of beef jerky known as David Hasselhoff, was the first to go on DWTS last night. It wasn't the fact that David was probably drunk during his dance, it wasn't the fact that he smelled the alcohol in his partner's hair and tried to drink it, it was YOUR FAULT! Yes you America, you failed to vote for The Hoff and caused me to never witness his sloppy drunken dances again. DAMN YOU AMERICA!
Guess what boys and girls... Kanye will be on SNL on October 2nd. Yayyyyy! I hope they do a skit where he's molesting Justina Bieber or snatching the curl out of Taylor Swifts hair. Pubes and all. He better give a crazy performance. Go Yeezy!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Elle magazine has come under fire for allegedly lightning Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe's cover and also giving her a close-up shot while the other cover girls got full body shots (tee-hee body shots). The verdict is out on this one, as a photoshop expert, I know that someone can be lightened to that extent but, the lighting in the studio could also play a part.
If Elle wanted to photoshop something, they should've photoshopped that nappy,dry as wig! That wig is more thirsty than Precious after she ran with the chicken. Its more thirsty than Harriet Tubman walking in the hot desert sun while trying to get North. Its more thirsty than Pauly Ds hair, its more thirsty than... well you get the point. THE SHIT IS DRY!
*Ahem ahem* I would like to announce that Queen Bey and King Jay have officially entered the Guinness Book of World Records as *drum roll* the years biggest Power Couple! The duo earned $122 million through the year 2009. Haters are you mad? Hahaha anywhoo, this will most likely not change anytime soon.
Gaga took the title of Most Searched female and Michael Jackson (shmon now) took the Most Searched Male. Congrats to all, see you in Guinness and Forbes in the future.
Can you guess who this 90s celebrity is? I damn sure can't, I think its Lil Kim not too sure. Um, yea this is awkward so check out Kim and her totally new and photoshopped face on the cover of Kontrol magazine. Hopefully she's talking about some new music and not Nicki Minaj. THE RAP GAME NEEDS KIM!
If Justina Bieber's future in "music" ever dissolves, he always has a job as a Hooters waitress. Justina took this pic with her future co-workers after his band members stopped in. All Hooters is waiting for his Justina to outgrow her lesbo phase, grow some boobies and voila! He has a job as a big boobed waitress, speaking of which maybe I should fill out my application!
Ms Robyn Fenty threw celebrity BFF, Katy Perry, a bachelorette party this weekend. The party included a freaky deaky cake and a special Cirque du Soleil performance. Congrats Katy!
This cake looks like a fun time!
Friday, September 17, 2010
In today's rant, I will be ranting about old people walking in the street. Here goes. Dear old people of NYC, GET THE FUCK OFF THE SIDEWALKS! Dammit I cannot take walking behind a group of these old bastards! What the hell are they doing out and about anyway? They should be home in the back room of their childrens' house awaiting the grim reaper. Its like you oldies make me late for everything! When I'm on my way to school, while I'm shopping, while I'm on line getting food. SHIT please do us a favor and stay home, these old bastards are worst than the tourists out here. I just can't, the next old person that slows me down is gonna get tripped right out of their thick soled shoes!
The two biggest dumbasses ever, TI and Lindsay Lohan, have both tested positive for drugs. Funny thing both imbeciles have recently been released from prison and are supposed to be clean. Let me just grasp my mind around this, these two both know that if they tested positive it will be back to lockdown for them. There must be some good food or sex in those jails for these fools to risk going back there. I refuse to pay these two asswipes anymore attention, I hope they do get locked back up!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
I've never liked Ice-T's nor his wife CoCo, nothing personal I just don't. Now why the fuck would a fashion designer put this man Coco in a show? I refuse to mention the designer's name, seeing as how I'm major disgusted with this. Idc body is fine, but that face cannot be helped and should never be shown. Coco makes Serena Williams look like a tulip on a summer day as a hummingbird gently suckles the pollen out.
Sheesh her face is harder than that bite Mike Tyson gave to Holyfield's ear. I just can't with this man and his bitch ass husband.
So today was going well until I saw this MESS! What the hell is going on in these celebrities heads? As some of you may know Royce Reed, of Basketball Wives fame, has a child with NBA star Dwight Howard. That is the real reason why Royce is on the show, OK are you all caught up now? Good. Royce is not allowed to speak about Dwight in public at all. OK. For every time his name is mentioned she has to pay $500 dollars to each person who viewed the content in which she said.
Now Dwight says that he has prove Royce leaked info to him about the media about 11 times, totaling to $500 million dollars she owes him. Um, *sigh* I can't, wtf? Where is Royce going to get 500 mil? She can't even afford to wear makeup! Dwight I'm going to need for your dumb ass to just let this go. Smh at this coonery.
Monday, September 13, 2010
This will be my only post for the day, so I will make it a good one. No pics, no videos, only words to keep you entertained. So I was gonna post about the MTV VMAs but that ish was horrible! The only good thing was Kanye West that's it, not even Justina Bieber could spice it up with her radical drum playing. So here's my rant, DAMN YOU TAYLOR SWIFT! I am sick of people mentioning when she got the mic snatched by Kanye, come the hell on it was a frikken year ago. And you know what her ass deserved to get the mic snatched and someone should've did it last night during her performance. Her vocals were terrible, when Rihanna is more on point than you are live, you need to tuck away the curls and go the hell home. Damn you T-Swizzle for even singing about it, OK Kanye did also but at least it was entertaining! She was just a damn mess and why was she nominated for a song that came out damn near two years ago. MTV I quit with you and your love of this tall, chinky eyed, puffy cheeked, press and curled bitch. Seriously, the trick is like 30 years old in dog years and she gets handled as if she is a delicate Kleenex tissue stuffed inside of a 13 year old girl's bra.
On another note where the hell was Willow Smith to take Rihanna's place during
The Angry Lesbian Eminem's performance?
On another note where the hell was Willow Smith to take Rihanna's place during
Sunday, September 12, 2010
In WTF news, Aretha Franklin wants Halle Berry to play her in a bio pic. YES I TYPED IT! Um Aretha, no doubt you are the Queen Diva but really HALLE? I say you have Gabourey Sidibe(Precious) in light makeup to play you. Halle Berry's coochie hair can't even play one of your wigs! One of your boobs in 1/3 of her ittie bitties. Come on Re-Re let us be real! #ICant
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Don't blame me for the title, it was in the video. I am shocked and appalled by this video of Julian King's father.
I refuse to watch the whole thing because I hate disgusting people but, in it he accuses Jennifer of being a freemason and also tires to promote his music. SMDH! Just watch the video of this no neck having, poor man's Jazzy Pha, burnt crispy, squared ear coon!!!
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The death of Rich also reminded me of another boybander that passed away, QT from 2gether. RIP QT
Damn Willow Smith! Her song created so much buzz, people forgot about Rihanna's new single "Only Girl (In the World) which dropped the same day. The song is sounds like Rihanna went back to her "Good Girl Gone Bad" roots. I like the song. So look below and have a listen!
Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World)
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
DMX has said what A LOT of us has been thinking for a while now! That Plies has to be one of the worst rappers out now. I mean come on he is telling the truth! Only people that like Plies are young impressionable teens, people dumber than Kat Stacks and just plain dumb asses!
DMX said, I mean 'Bruh Bruh?' Serious? that has to be one of the worst. How do you even fix your mouth to say that or spell that? I am looking at how it's spelled."
X also stated that TI is his favorite rapper out right now. While I don't agree with TI, I do agree with
Kirk Franklin Plies being a horrible rapper. He just needs to sit that wide mouth allllll the way down.
I feel like kissing DMX's beloved crack pipe for speaking THE TRUTH.
So, I'm not a makeup artist nor an expert. But, every time I search the Internet for a smokey eye tutorial I get complicated steps. The way I do my smokey eye is pretty simple. Liquid eyeliner, black and white eyeshadow! All I do is line my eyelids, top first, and quickly smudge with my pinky finger. Don't wait too long to do that seeing is how liquid liner dries after about 40 secs. Next I add the black eyeshadow and then white and slightly smudge that also. Simple right? And I get the same look that you see in the magazines, with half the steps.
In serious news, today while in class I had a craving for beer. So while perusing the Internet I found this article. James Gilpin has created whiskey made out of old people's urine! NO, I am dead serious, no really don't click off my page please. Not only is the whiskey made out of urine but, it is made out of Type II diabetics urine. What the hell, now I love a good strong alcoholic beverage but this is too much. I'm scared of old people and hate their scent so I refuse to drink that mess. How does he make it you ask? Well what Mr. Gilpin does is collect urine from volunteers, purifies it, then adds whiskey blends in it. The liquid is not sold currently but it is being given away for free at a design show. I literally have no words for this but ewwwww! I would not try this. OK, I'm lying if I was already drunk,trust and believe,I would swallow this harder than Kat Stacks at a Young Money studio session.
Lady Gaga has bought Queen Beyonce and "inneresting" B-day gift, a studded whip and the lingere to match. Ow ow owwwwwww I'm sure Jay-Z is now Gaga's best friend. Speaking of Jay, rumor has it that he bought Bey either a yacht or an island for her birthday. Sure is nice to be the queen!
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Today would've been the 64th birthday of one of the best musicians ever to grace this Earth. Freddie Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara) was a legend, a God and an all around amazing person. Together with Brian May , John Deacon and Roger Taylor one of the most influential and revered bands were formed. You might not know who they are but, you know a song by them. Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" contained a sample of the hit "Another One Bites the Dust" When at a sporting event you sing along to "We Are the Champions" or "We Will Rock You". Mr. Mercury has influenced the likes of Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga.
Freddie lived a fast life of women, men, alcohol and drugs. Unfortunately that hard rock star life caught up to him. In his last days it was suspected that the English rock star had AIDS, but he never addressed the rumors. Mercury announced his illness on November 23rd 1991 and on November 24th 1991 he died from complications due to AIDS.
I just want to say thank you Freddie Mercury for giving me life and inspiration. I watch your videos and interviews and I want to touch the world the way you did. You will forever be remembered.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Happy 29th birthday to the diva of our generation, QUEEN BEYONCE! Bey makes all your favorite artist cower and bow in fear of her amazing stiletto. Now all my girls and gays, gather your leotards and sparkle your way through the "Single Ladies" dance!!! Enjoy your birthday Queen Bey!